School time kadis.. Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?
Because she was a "NATTU KATTAI"..
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One person goes to the top of LIC building and falls of from there. But he doesn't get even a small injury. why?
B'cos it was a big injury..
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Oru koku was flying... suddenly it needs to lay a egg.... kila patha ore para...
Egg came out.. it also layed the egg.. but it didnt break how ???
It was wearing a jatti...
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ramasamyikku opposite enna?
rama did not see me.
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periasamikku opposite enna?
chinna did not see me.
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why do we hear thunder?
Devargal ellam maavattaranga
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"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache
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Mukkule enn eppavum 'SALI' pidikithu?
enna mela 'EYES' ikkuke..
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Postman maadiyilirunthu vilunthal eppadi viluvar?
"Thapalinnu"
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Ashokar yenn kalinga poorile pinvanginar?
enna aavar sattail button illa
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Oru maadu cinema theatre kathavu pakathile poi nikkuthu enn?
enna kathavuke "PULL"innu ezuthi irruke
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post cardla stamp odallainna yanna aakum?..
keela vilunthudum
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LIC oada 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga..Yaen??
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi...
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Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
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Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
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Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppra Sundari
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Oru kyairula(rope)naalu ants varisaya poikittu irrunthujam.
First ant sonnucham, enakku pinnala naalu antu varuthunnu. Athu eppadi?
Athu poi sonnucham.
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Moonu kilee ( parrots) lineya parunthuchu.
appo mudal kilee solluchayam ennaku pinnale rendu kile varudhu..
rendavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollichu..
moonavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollicham

yenn..
enna sonnatha sollumam kilee pillay
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Orruthan cyclee poikkittu irukumpothu balance thavari thadumarinan. Apo oruthan roadile vanthukittu irrudhan..
intha situationai ore oru english wordil explain panna mudiyuma..
"ENCYCLOPEDIA"..
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apple_a narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum
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anti-bonding orbital_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-bonding orbital
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oru teacher class-le sun glass pOtirindhaaraam, en?
-classle ellaarum bright students_aam
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WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN"
PALLAM IN JAPAN
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BUS YEAN BUS STOPLEH NIKKUTHU?
YEANNA ATHUKU UKARA THERIYATHEY
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ulagam urindainu eppadi sonangle
ans:vayalathan
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A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?

Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.
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why was a sardarji very upset when he saw a car being towed by a truck ?
He was wondering which idiots were using a truck and a car to carry a rope
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Oru e(housefly) kitta kadan vangina bee yenna solluchu?
A E I O U
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IF ADAM AND EVE WERE CHINESE WE WILL BE IN HEVEN... WHY ?
coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple
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shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen
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Why did people suddenly start sneezing in the theaters?
Yenna athu oru masala padam.
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