Romba Mukiyuu Onu...

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  Romba Mukiyuu Onu... Romba Mukiyuuuuu...


1.Inna tha meenuku neechal terinjalu ... athu nala meen kolambula neentha mudiuma...



2. Ambalaya adichi potta ambulance varum, pombalaya aduchi potta pombulance varuma ?

3. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

4. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam .... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam..aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma ?
5. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaan pesa mudiyum

6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

7. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

6. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare adikkum...

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  Jannal thonnoothi ettu ! If billgates was born in chennai, Windows98 would have been called
Jannal thonnoothi ettu !

The menu items would have been as follows :

Save = veaichukoo
Save as = Aiyye, apdiyea veaichukoo
Save All = allaathaium veaichikoo
Help = odhavu
Find = paru
Find Again = inoru dhaba paru
Move = appla po
Mail = postu
Mailer = posttuman
Zoom = persaa kaattu
Zoom Out = velilavanthu persaa kaattu
Open = theraa naina
Close = pothiko
New = pucchu
Old = palsu
Replace = itha thooki athle podu, athe thooki ithle podu
Run = odu naina
Execute = kollu
Print = poster podu
Print Preview = paathu poster podu
Cut = vettu - kuthu
Copy = E-adichan kaapi
Paste = ottu
Paste Special = nalla echcha thottu ottu
Delete = keechidu
virus = mamiyar kodumai
View = look-vudu
Tools = spannaru
Toolsbar = spanner setu
Spreadsheet = perisheetu
Database = Dappaa
Exit = odra dei
Compress = amuki-podu
Mouse = eli
Click = Potu sathu
Double click = rendu dhabaa potu sathu
Scrollbar = inge angae alathadi
Pay Per View = dhudukku bayascoppu
Next = appaala
Previous = munaangati
Trash bin = koovam aaru
Solitaire = mangaatha
Drag & hold = nallaa isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item? = Maiyalume thukirava?
Do you want to move selected item? = Maiyalume kadasidava?
Do you want to save selected item? = Maiyalume vachukkava?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = Ishtam illati uttudu
Yes, No, Cancel = ippa innaa sollikeere nee
General protection fault = Gaali
Access denied = Kai veche keechiduven
Unrecoverable error = Bada bejarpa
Operation illegal = Bemani... Savu grakki..Kasmalam..

Idhaammae jannal thonnoothi ettu!

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  ¶ 10:48 PM 0 comments

  Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings *1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper* *
with fire at one end & a fool at the other.*

*2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where* *
one-day internationals are more popular than a* *
five day test.*

*3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man* *
loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains* *
her master*

*4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage*

*5. Lecture : An art of transferring information* *
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the* *
students without passing through "the minds of* *
either".*

*6. Conference : The confusion of one man* *
multiplied by the number present.*

*7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in* *
such a way that everybody believes he got the* *
biggest piece.*

*8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine* *
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..*

*9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes* *
before marriage.*

*10. Conference Room : A place where everybody* *
talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later* *
on.*

*11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are* *
going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.*

*12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do* *
not read.*

*13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things* *
straight.*

*14. Office : A place where you can relax after your* *
strenuous home life.*

*15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever* *
get to open their mouth.*

*16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you* *
know more than you actually do.*

*17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing* *
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be* *
done together.*

*18. Experience : The name men give to their* *
mistakes.*

*19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all* *
inventions.*

*20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself* *
during life, to be spoken of when dead.*

*21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell* *
in such a way that you actually look forward to* *
the trip.*

*22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath* *
if he accidentally falls into a river.*

*23. Optimist : A person who while falling from* *
Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured* *
yet."*

*24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the* *
last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in* *
word OPPORTUNITY.*

*25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he* *
can die rich.*

*26. Father : A banker provided by nature.*

*27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...* *
except that he got caught.*

*28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are* *
late and late when you are early.*

*29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before* *
elections and your Confidence after.*

*30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,* *
and kills you with his bills.*

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for
reading such mails......* *  ¶ 9:43 PM 0 comments

  AUTO FELLOW.. AUTO FELLOW.. *
I AM AUTOFELLOW*

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*I AM AUTOFELLOW*



I am autofellow autofellow

Four knowing route fellow

Justice having rate fellow

Good people mix fellow

Nice singing song fellow

Gandhi borning country fellow

Stick take means hunter fellow

Big people's relation fellow

Mercy having mind fellow da

I am all poor's relative fellow da

I am always poor people's relative fellow da

Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only

Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only



Town become big, population become big

Bus expecting, half age over

Life become hectic in time, exist in corner of street

Ada eye beat means love coming they telling

You hand clap means auto coming I telling

Front coming look, this three-wheel chariot

Good come and arrive, you trust and climb up

Mercy having mind fellow da

I am always poor people's relative fellow da

Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only

Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only



Mummy motherfolk, danger not leave

Heat or cyclone, never I never tell

There there hunger take means, many savoury

Measurement food is one time

For pregnancy I come free mummy

Your child also name one I keep mummy

Letter lacking person ada trusting us and coming

Address lacking street ada auto fellow knowing

Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only

Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only  ¶ 9:37 PM 0 comments

  School time kadis.. Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?
Because she was a "NATTU KATTAI"..
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One person goes to the top of LIC building and falls of from there. But he doesn't get even a small injury. why?
B'cos it was a big injury..
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Oru koku was flying... suddenly it needs to lay a egg.... kila patha ore para...
Egg came out.. it also layed the egg.. but it didnt break how ???
It was wearing a jatti...
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ramasamyikku opposite enna?
rama did not see me.
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periasamikku opposite enna?
chinna did not see me.
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why do we hear thunder?
Devargal ellam maavattaranga
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"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache
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Mukkule enn eppavum 'SALI' pidikithu?
enna mela 'EYES' ikkuke..
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Postman maadiyilirunthu vilunthal eppadi viluvar?
"Thapalinnu"
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Ashokar yenn kalinga poorile pinvanginar?
enna aavar sattail button illa
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Oru maadu cinema theatre kathavu pakathile poi nikkuthu enn?
enna kathavuke "PULL"innu ezuthi irruke
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post cardla stamp odallainna yanna aakum?..
keela vilunthudum
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LIC oada 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga..Yaen??
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi...
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Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
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Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
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Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppra Sundari
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Oru kyairula(rope)naalu ants varisaya poikittu irrunthujam.
First ant sonnucham, enakku pinnala naalu antu varuthunnu. Athu eppadi?
Athu poi sonnucham.
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Moonu kilee ( parrots) lineya parunthuchu.
appo mudal kilee solluchayam ennaku pinnale rendu kile varudhu..
rendavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollichu..
moonavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollicham

yenn..
enna sonnatha sollumam kilee pillay
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Orruthan cyclee poikkittu irukumpothu balance thavari thadumarinan. Apo oruthan roadile vanthukittu irrudhan..
intha situationai ore oru english wordil explain panna mudiyuma..
"ENCYCLOPEDIA"..
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apple_a narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum
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anti-bonding orbital_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-bonding orbital
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oru teacher class-le sun glass pOtirindhaaraam, en?
-classle ellaarum bright students_aam
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WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN"
PALLAM IN JAPAN
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BUS YEAN BUS STOPLEH NIKKUTHU?
YEANNA ATHUKU UKARA THERIYATHEY
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ulagam urindainu eppadi sonangle
ans:vayalathan
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A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?

Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.
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why was a sardarji very upset when he saw a car being towed by a truck ?
He was wondering which idiots were using a truck and a car to carry a rope
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Oru e(housefly) kitta kadan vangina bee yenna solluchu?
A E I O U
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IF ADAM AND EVE WERE CHINESE WE WILL BE IN HEVEN... WHY ?
coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple
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shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen
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Why did people suddenly start sneezing in the theaters?
Yenna athu oru masala padam.
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  The cumulative effects.. *Comments will not be entertained at any cost...*
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mental health, your social relationships, your image among peers or your job
by reading this mail. Those with blood pressure, please avoid. But never
mind read only once...*

*The effects are cumulative. :-) :-)*

*Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?*

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A: Because it fell asleep.*

*Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?*

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A: It was glued to the first one.*

*Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?*

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A: It was a copy cat.*

*Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?*

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A: It thought this was all a game.*

*Q: And why did the tree fall down?*

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A: It thought it was an elephant.*

*Q: What does an elephant and a blueberry have in common?*

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A: They're both blue, except for the elephant.*

*Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?*

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A: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill.*

*Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?*

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A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.*

*Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?*

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A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.*

*Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? *

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A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.*

*Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?*

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! A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out
in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually
the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the
cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top,
take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant
comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away.
You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you
trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find
it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now
you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't
put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant
will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the
cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then
you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him
with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!*

*Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?*

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A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!*

*Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?*

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A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.*

*Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?*

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A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?*

*Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?*

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A: Time to get a new fence.*

*Q: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?*

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A: Any damn place where he pleases!*

*Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?*

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A: Ever try to iron one?  ¶ 9:32 PM 0 comments